It's a Conspiracy, I tell you
As an aside, a search for 'penis' on IOL returns 486 results. In September, IOL will be 6 years old. That's about 1.5 penis-related stories a week. And people scoff at the 'weekly IOL penis story' conspiracy. It's all a plot to undermine morals in today's young, i tell you. Think of the children!!!
No! Not like that! That's not what i meant! Both hands above the desk now!!