Babyacid: it's good to know that in the 21st century you can buy just about anything online, because somewhere there is someone willing to profit from selling stuff they should be giving away. Find the online 'Religioustore'
for Lourdes, the holy fount after which Madonna (the singer, not the mother of christ) named her daughter. You can buy holy water from Lourdes, in nice little bottles. I'm sure they won't even charge you that much :)
No BS: Would you settle for me setting your
farts on fire without the aid of matches? While they're still inside you? I think that would be even better.
TW: hehe, and speaking of penis.
Gotta love IOL.