Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Midweek Cuckoo: Dr Hulda Clark

In a post earlier this week about the recently awarded Nobel Prize in medicine, i mentioned not-a-medical-Dr Hulda Clark. Here's a little more information about this woman:

Dr. Hulda Regehr Clark, Ph.D. N.D., received her Doctorate from the University of Minnesota in 1958. She likes to point out that it is in the subject of physiology, as if that supports her foray into the medical world. What she fails to mention in her official bio is that she studied crab physiology. She then went on to get a Degree in Naturopathy from the Clayton College of Natural Health. This was a mail-order degree.

Dr. Clark also tends to gloss over the fact that the US Federal Trade Commission ruled that she was selling worthless products and ordered her to refund all her customers. Maybe that's why her clinic is in Tijuana, Mexico now.

Dr Clark believes that she can cure everything from Cancer to HIV because she has identified the real cause of these diseases. Here's a quote from her website (her bold):

The human intestinal fluke (Fasciolopsis buskii) is the source of the HIV virus. This parasite typically lives in the intestine where it might do little harm, causing only colitis, Crohn's disease, or irritable bowel syndrome, or perhaps nothing at all. But if it invades a different organ, like the uterus or the kidneys or liver, it does a great deal of harm. If it establishes itself in the thymus, it causes HIV/AIDS!
It only establishes itself in the thymus in some people. These people have benzene in their bodies. All HIV patients (100%) have both benzene and a stage of the intestinal fluke in their thymuses. The solvent benzene is responsible for letting the fluke establish itself in the thymus. In order to get HIV, you must have both the parasite and benzene in your body. The HIV virus belongs to this fluke. It is not difficult to kill this parasite
and all its stages.
AIDS is a condition. When the thymus gland cannot "make" enough T cells, your immunity is lowered. Benzene is the cause of AIDS. Different toxins accumulate in different organs. If you eat or rub in the tiniest bit of benzene it goes directly to the thymus. It damages the thymus so much that everything else is allowed to land there, too: The mercury from metal tooth fillings, the copper from your copper water pipes etc. Is it any wonder that the thymus can't turn out T cells when it is full of bits of your toothpaste, your hand lotion, your hair spray, toxic food and beverages?

(From: "The Cure for HIV/AIDS", p.1ff; Copyright 1993 by Hulda Regehr Clark, Ph.D., N.D. All rights reserved. )

Dr. Clark has discovered that the human intestinal fluke is also the source of all cancers. She prescribes strict protocols of treatment, including being zapped with her patented Zapper. For proof of the efficacy of Dr. Clark's protocol, here's an example taken directly from her site:

The best proof for Dr. Hulda Clark's theories is the fact that she reports recoveries of even most advanced AIDS patients at her clinic: In 2000 she accepted a number of advanced AIDS patients in the course of a study which proved highly successful. Also, Dr. Clark has achieved a number of close to 20 CONSECUTIVE HIV cases that became HIV negative as confirmed by the lab with the state of the art PCR test -- with the exception of a couple of cases whose count was significantly lower but not negative. Some of these cases are described in the book "The Cure for HIV and AIDS". Note that Dr. Clark's case studies are not considered scientific by US Government agencies.

I didn't add that last sentence. That's how it's stated on the site. As the general disclaimer for the website reads: Many of the statements by Dr. Hulda Clark have not yet been corroborated by other scientists. You must reach your own decisions.

Here's another statement i like from the disclaimer:

Note that Dr. Clark's research is based on bio feedback testing with a unit called the Syncrometer which has been developed by Dr. Hulda Clark. Bio feedback testing is not considered scientific by US Government agencies, nor is the Syncrometer an approved medical device and may not be used for diagnosis with humans.

Wait.. she bases her research on human diseases by using a device her website freely admits may not be used for diagnosis with humans? Can I be reading this correctly?

As the website said, you must reach your own decisions.

(All text in italics obtained from, (c)1999-2005 by Dr. Clark Information Center).

Disclaimer: All opinions in this post are the opinions of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Dr Clark. They may reflect the opinions of the readers. Decide for yourself.


Blogger babyacid said...

Dr Clark should not say bad things about Freddy.

He`s a good intestinal fluke and loves William Blake and long walks in the spleen. How could this friendly fluke ever be the cause of AIDS.

Bad Nutjob! Bad!

October 05, 2005 4:12 PM  
Blogger ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

You have got to be shitting me! this women was awarded a Nobel Prize. Say it isn't so!

October 06, 2005 10:30 AM  
Blogger schpat said...

Damn that US government, never accepting crackpot douche bags' "scientific" theory. It's all a conspiracy I tell ya!

October 06, 2005 11:02 AM  
Blogger moonflake said...

chitty: lol! no, thankfully, i was mentioning her in the context of this year's Nobel Prize specifically in the 'hasn't got it and never will' category, alongside other crackpots, quacks and snake-oil salesmen.

Amusingly enough, though, on her spokesman Tim Bolen's site, he linked to this year's Nobel Prize saying "'Quacks' win Nobel Prize", thereby demonstrating either complete and utter misunderstanding or deliberate misuse of the term 'quack'. The winners were anything but.

October 07, 2005 10:02 AM  
Blogger totalwaste said...

well, i for one welcome our new fluke overlords...

seriously, everyone SAYS it's up to the reader to form his/her own opinions, but i doubt ANY of you intellectual snobs would accept me believing that this brilliant woman is on to something. and i SO do.

w-v: Radical Neophyte Electromages Work Wonders

October 07, 2005 1:51 PM  

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