Midweek Cuckoo: 911 Conspiracy Theorists
Read all about the rest of them at Reopen911.org. A group of community minded activists are seeking to reopen the investigation on the basis of several compelling pixels! Now you too can witness the fuzzy images that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that explosives were used! You can also use your primary school knowledge of physics to determine that there's no way the complex blast pattern could have been produced with a complex shape full of highly flammable fuel impacting a complex structure!
The government is obviously lying to us, people. Find out the truth at other sites such as http://rinf.com/conspiracies/9-11.html, or spend your hard earned money on this book!
In order to understand time travel you need to realize that everything is controlled by a cult made up of midgets with help from hippies.
The conspiracy first started during the resistance in Mongolia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Nuremburg Trials.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.
They want to eviscerate The Catholic Church and imprison resisters in Antarctica using rollerblades.
In order to prepare for this, we all must be free. Since the media is controlled by lizards from Mars we should get our information from The Bible.