Welcome to South Africa! Your Money or your Life?
But tourists... oh no, they are protected by some invisible force field that allows them to walk unharmed through areas that have been described as some of the most violent in the world outside of a warzone. It's the same forcefield that allows them to step out of the car at the game reserve to get that memorable shot right next to the lion. Or the one that protects them when they decide to go hiking up the mountain without water, food, or a cellphone, or telling anyone where they're going.
Can you imagine if other countries offered similar tours? Come to Iraq and visit a genuine town full of suicide bombers! Come to LA and tour South Central! Special offers on our 'white is right, west is best' shirts if you call now! Feel like a little beach holiday? Enjoy sunny Antarctica - bikinis only! Or come to Australia where you can swim with the crocodiles!
Payment up front, of course.