I Was Wrong: God Does Hate Those Miners
The Reverend Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has thanked god for his outpouring of wrath and for killing 12 miners to make the point that gays should all go to hell. You can view the PDF of the poster here. It's classic.
Also, go to Fred's site, GodHatesFags.com for a good laugh. Interestingly enough the mirror site is hosted at GodHatesAmerica.com, and mistakenly typing in GodHatesGAYS.com will take you to another FredPhelps site. Man, this guy's god sure does hate a lot of stuff. I shoulda saved him for tomorrow's Midweek Madman.
An amusing satire: GodHatesShrimp.com
And here is the official word of god. I'm merely an agent of his wrath. You have been warned.
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