Thursday, January 26, 2006

Michael Jackson: Crazier than Ever

Good old MJ - even moving to Bahrain doesn't seem to have stopped the world noticing he's totally nuts. First he walks into a woman's toilet, then he's spotted wearing an abaya, which is the head to toe black dress traditionally worn by muslim women.

Yes indeed, this only goes to show my theory that MJ died years ago and has since been impersonated on a regular basis by his sister Latoya. It explains a lot.

Oh, and online casino Golden Palace bought William Shatner's kidney stone on eBay for $25,000. These are apparently the same people who bought the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich, so it just goes to show people with too much money are nuts.

7 Comments:

Blogger ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

Unless william Shatner's kidney stone comes from "where no man has gone before" it hardly seems worth it.

January 27, 2006 9:44 AM  
Blogger moonflake said...

Hah, i would be pretty certain no man has ever gone to william shatner's kidneys before.

And if they have...well... i will never think of Captain Kirk the same way again.

January 27, 2006 9:52 AM  
Anonymous dystopia said...

where do you think slash fanfic started?

January 27, 2006 1:15 PM  
Blogger ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

Haha... I was referring to the voice over at the start of Star Trek episodes.
PS: I tried to respond to your survey, but the delivery failed. Anyway, my star sign is Virgo... consider this my submission.

January 27, 2006 1:58 PM  
Blogger moonflake said...

dude, i need an email address to send the horrorscope to.

January 27, 2006 2:05 PM  
Blogger ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

andrews_km2@hotmail.com.

January 27, 2006 3:52 PM  
Blogger moonflake said...

sent :)

January 27, 2006 4:01 PM  

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