Midweek Cuckoo: Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey
"I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares."
Should he become governor, Lord Ares has vowed to impale in front of the senate building anyone found guilty of terrorism (hence the nickname). He also supports mandatory jail time for drug and alcohol offendors, and impalement for drug dealers. Also, officers who abuse police power will, you guessed it, get impaled.
He's running for US President in 2008. If he wins, he has also vowed to impale George Bush.
If I lived in Minnesota, I would vote for this guy.