Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Midweek Cuckoo: Terence Malaher

It seems these days Messiahs are a dime a dozen. What I like about Terence Malaher is his use of single quotation marks, so liberal that it would make a greengrocer squirm. And the random underlining. And the colours. But mostly just the quotation marks.

In his website, Terence is trying to tell us the real truth about God's word and the coming armageddon. According to the website bio, Terence's flesh is of the 'white' colour, he was 'schooled' in South Africa and Zimbabwe, he speaks to all mankind of every race and creed via his sacred 'pen', and from a 'tender' age [he] was fortunate enough to be aware that there was an inner spiritual 'being' that was 'separate' from the flesh. Those are all his quotation marks, not mine. I'd love to know what he means by his 'pen'. Or, well, maybe not.

I also love the way his website is written in the third person, including the bio which includes quotes from the man himself. Yet, judging by this email written to the Quintessence of the Loon in protest of being included in such esteemed ranks, it appears that (a) it's Terence doing the writing, even when referring to himself in the third person and (b) his emails look just like his website.

I think this is what people do when deprived of paper and coloured crayons.

Also, here's the warning not to mess with his website. It's great.

Let it here be known that any "person" who tries to "violate" my "person" or the content of this God's sacred web site by any "Act" of intrusion, or any person who "directs" any other to so do, will by God be deemed an "offender" in God's eyes and by their own deed as one to be eternally "despised" by the Source (God), and their eternal destiny decreed by God THE AUTHORITY shall be one of eternal misery in the Dark "Hell" land below, for this "note" as all else by me written, has been done to set you free.

This applies to any person that seeks to denigrate me or my message, for by this 'act' of vindictive darkness it may well result in others being turned away from God's sacred message, and thus turning away from their own Salvation to their spiritual demise. Thus this same 'fate' will by God be placed upon the 'denigrator.' It is better or 'best' for any perceiving me as false to tell others to read my message and come to their own personally informed decision.

Peace and
goodwill unto all mankind


The Devil will
you bind

You have been warned.


Blogger totalwaste said...

ummm. you've done both. does that mean that in your case:

Peace and
goodwill unto all mankind


The Devil will
you bind

the w-v is so horrible i think blogspot is trying to suggest that i don't post this. fat chance.

January 08, 2006 6:49 PM  
Blogger moonflake said...

so the devil binds me. so what? who said bondage was a bad thing?

btw we're having a party in hell this weekend. Satan says its BYOB, though.

January 09, 2006 2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just thought I'd let you know, I have met Terence personally and I can vouch for his sanity and authenticity. Many people react as you have on their first reading of this information. It goes deeper. Good luck

September 09, 2008 2:44 PM  
Anonymous AĆ©ius Cercle said...

I should also add, I am in the process of reading through the entire Testament of Truth, and am currently half-way through after approximately 250 hours of reading.

I have not personally met Terence, but I can assure you, anybody who's done their 2400+ hours of homework, like myself, will come to the same conclusion: Terence Malaher is indeed the genuine-and-authentic reincarnation of the Jesus that was crucified 2000 years ago.

Too bad most people like to judge things based on what they see on the cover... I will say this much... a lot of what Terence has written also has scientific-evidence to back up its claims (although very few people are aware of this research on death and the after-life). Some notable names who were or are scientific-researchers: Ian Currie, Ian Stevenson, Arnall Bloxham, just to name a few.

I can also back up all of my statements with quotes from the bible for those who are still stuck in that bible-belt mentality. The police-departments and politicians and judiciaries are the ones who are in the MOST need of this information because if their ways are not changed soon, the public will get fed-up with all of the extortionist theft-and-taxation of everyone's livelihoods by these people, then we'll be witness to riots that go out of control.

February 17, 2009 1:42 PM  
Blogger Terence said...

Dear 'sad' Moonflake, yes I AM the 'one' named Terence whom you assume the right to 'ridicule, scorn, and criticise' as you believe that as a 'quality' controller you have eyes wide open.

Please dear remember that ANY person that turns away from God's TRUTH because of your 'text' becomes a debt of anguish upon your own 'head' and all the consequential 'dread' they feel for eternity becomes a 'seal' upon your own head stamped by you within God's "As you sow so shall ye reap" LAW.

Please remove your 'complaint' of my simple minded ways for I truly 'fear' for your destiny for you see not the 'power' already binding and blinding you.

In sincerity - Terence
The spirit of truth

September 30, 2009 10:46 PM  
Anonymous karma said...

I am about to sue Terence for slander and defamation. He needs God's help.

January 07, 2017 2:49 AM  

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