Monday, May 22, 2006

The Countdown Begins

I thought i'd better remind people who live on the atlantic seaboard - don't forget about the Tsunami on Thursday.

If you haven't moved in with your relatives on the west coast yet, hurry the hell up. Lets not forget Katrina, people! I mean, we've all seen The Day After Tomorrow, do you really want to be in Times Square when that shit goes down? I don't think so.

And for my fellow capetonians, now is the time to reserve your spot on top of table mountain. As space is limited, i would suggest maybe taking a trip to Jozi this week (i hear has some good rates at the moment).

Also, here are some things you should stock up on for the coming apocalypse and collapse of society as we know it:
  • your towel (it is international towel day after all, and a towel will be most handy)
  • beer (i believe we all remember the fine example set by looter guy)
  • shotguns (to defend your beer)
  • shotgun shells (duh!)
  • an Ark
  • Two of each kind of animal in the world

Things you won't need are:

  • Condoms (we're trying to rebuild the human race here people)
  • Scientologists (let's just get rid of them now and say they all drowned)

I'm going to be here on Friday... are you?


Blogger totalwaste said...

don't forget be in place to commandeer some choppers as soon as word comes in that trouble's afoot.

May 22, 2006 11:26 PM  
Blogger moonflake said...

it always ends up being a race to the helipad, doesn't it?

May 23, 2006 9:49 AM  
Blogger zenstar said...

you don't need to bring beer.
looter guy's example was this:
you get beer on the way!
that's the real reason for the shotguns.

May 23, 2006 10:53 AM  

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