Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Midweek Cuckoo: Eric Julien

According to his bio, Eric Julien (aka Jean Ederman) is a retired French Military air traffic controller. Eric is very concerned about what will happen to our planet on May 25:

What will occur on May 25, 2006? Perhaps a planetary catastrophe originating from the Atlantic Ocean due to a medium size impact event. On this assumption, a series of giant waves, including one méga tsunami almost two hundred meters in height, will be born from a succession of underwater eruptions. These watery giants, decreasing with distance, will touch the majority of the Atlantic coasts; in particular, those most at risk lie between the equator and the tropic of Cancer. The victims of May 25 2006 will be tens of millions. The devastated survivors will be more numerous still. The economic losses will be enormous, well beyond the scales of destruction hitherto tested by our civilization. North America and Europe will not be saved, but will be affected in less dramatic proportions. By extension, other remote countries will be also affected.

What could have lead to Eric believing, in the face of all evidence, that this terrible event is about to occur? Three things:
  1. On May 14, Comet 73/P Schwassmann-Wachmann will pass within 10 million miles of earth. The comet broke up in 1995 and is composed of a number of fragments of various sizes.
  2. Two crop circles corroborate his story: one which appeared in 1995 showing the entire solar system, but with the Earth missing, and another that predicted that Julien himself would be the one to bring news of the great destruction to earth.
  3. The aliens told him so through their telepathic mind link with him.

And there you have it! Irrefutable proof that a terrible tsunami will take thousands of lives on May 25! Ignore the astronomers when they point and laugh, for they know not what they do!

Or maybe it's not May 25 exactly. Eric himself isn't quite sure:

I received on April 7, 2006 a telepathic message from extraterrestrial friends. According to them, a méga-tsunami in the Atlantic Ocean I had experienced in a lucid dream three years ago, would occur around MAY 25, 2006 . Perhaps two or three days before or after.

So, some time that week. Or thereabouts. Anyway, i'll be in my bunker. See you guys after armageddon.


Blogger Mr Angry said...

He doesn't seem like your typical scammer. May 25th doesn't seem nearly enough time to fleece cash from suckers who believe him.

And of course he has the crop circles to back him up... Holy shit, we're all gonna die!

May 10, 2006 2:40 PM  
Blogger moonflake said...

given that my clients are NY, right on the atlantic seaboard and directly in the tsunami's path, i'm wondering if i shouldn't take the day off work.

May 10, 2006 3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in CT so this should be pretty interesting. When I first heard about it I was like on top of everything else to worry about now there is some freak telling me I might be dead on that day? I thought he was for real up until the point where he said that ET told him that the comet was going to crash into us and that crop circles were flying around in his brain. I live 45 mins from NYC; maybe Mr. should check out Bellevue Psychiatric Facility, they have some rooms open I'm sure.

May 15, 2006 4:18 AM  
Blogger moonflake said...

ah yes, a psychiatric facility in the path of the tsunami. It should provide the perfect place for Eric to watch as absolutely nothing of interest happens on May 25.

May 15, 2006 10:37 AM  
Anonymous Birthday Girl :P said...

Great, the tsunami is falling on my birthday...
Not that I really believe any of it.
Why does this happen to me??
moonflake, your hogging the spotlight..On my birthday...
Lol better make a joke out of all of this...

May 22, 2006 5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god. Seriously this is nonscense. It shouldn't even be displayed on the interent. This man is going around scaring people for nothing. But anyways these days anything is allowed to be posted on the internet, so some people abuse of it.

May 22, 2006 5:31 PM  

I don't know who to believe seriously, i live in Morocco and it freaks me out, and at the same time I think this guy is just crazy and has no sense...but when i think of it profoundly, there are human beings like that..what I mean is that you could have premonitions, visions, phsycic stuff and all. However, satelites did not see nor suspected anything, so it's you against the satelites and technology, although technology is NOT perfect, nor are your aliens and dreams and stuff...So I hope that you'll find valid proofes and all because I'm dying to know...Good Luck to both technology AND ERic Julien

May 22, 2006 5:33 PM  
Blogger moonflake said...

the proof of the pudding is in the tasting - we shall see on thursday if Eric is right.

Anyway, the tech picked up the comet's existence before Eric did (what, you think the aliens told him about it before he read it in the NASA press releases?). The worldwide community of astronomers agree it will miss us by millions and millions of miles. Eric thinks it will hit us. I know who I trust.

May 22, 2006 5:42 PM  
Anonymous :* said...

Wow. Eric, you are my soulmate.
People, this is real.
I had EXACTLY the same ''premonition''.
But of course, people these days do not believe this.
Spirits need to open before the 25th May, or many will perish.
But then again, I could be a wacko person that had a wierd dream.

May 22, 2006 5:43 PM  
Blogger Rob's Blogs said...

There is a Bible code that implies the same thing but says it will happen on May 23, 2006. See link.

May 23, 2006 3:29 AM  
Blogger moonflake said...

well, the 23rd has dawned and nothing calamatous has occured as yet... but to be fair i should prolly give God until midnight to sort his stuff out.

May 23, 2006 9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eric's a star, I'd love to meet this guy and find out where things went wrong for him. How do yet get to a point in your life where you genuinely believe that (a) Aliens are talking to you about (b) a three year old doomsday dream that was(c)"confirmed" by a crop circle. How will he cope when nothing of the sort happens (perhaps the aliens lied to him!)

May 23, 2006 5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im from a small island off the south coast called the 'Isle of Wight'.
it was my birthday on the 23rd and allthough it was windy nothing happened.

I am a little freaked out though as i had a dream the other night where there was a mass of water, everywhere.

According to scientis, if the prediction is true it will hit my island 8 hours after impact.
Thats not enough time to evacuate.

well i guess we shall wait and see.

May 24, 2006 4:19 PM  
Blogger moonflake said...

haha, you dreamed there was a mass of water everywhere and woke up to find it true - you were still on an island!

don't be freaked out, i'll give you some perspective: so far prophets of apocalypse have been wrong 100% of the time. That's not an impressive track record.

PS happy birthday for yesterday :)

May 24, 2006 4:31 PM  
Anonymous TheP said...


Only joking.

He's a stupid retarded cunt who has no life and I wouldn't ever believe anything he tells people, and anyone who does is just as retarded as him.

Love P

May 25, 2006 12:11 AM  

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