Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Midweek Cuckoo: Nancy Lieder

The Zeta Reticulans are talking to Nancy Lieder. They tell her all sorts of wonderful secrets about astronomy, human history and impending doom. They share these things with her because she is special, and because they want to give humans a chance to mend their ways, avoid disaster and move toward a great galactic civilization.

That is, if you believe Nancy. But if you believe her, you also have to believe that the Zeta Reticulans, or Zetans, are either liars, pranksters, or failures at astronomy. Because nothing they predict ever comes true, and nothing they tell Nancy about the universe ever bears any resemblance to reality.

Take their 2003 prediction for example: Nancy was adamant that Planet X was zipping towards our solar system, followed by a tail of meteors. It would pass near Earth on May 15, causing the planet's magnetic pole to flip over, creating massive, worldwide disaster a la The Core. Naturally since we're all here the Zetans were just having a laugh at Nancy's expense.

Or how about in 1995 when Nancy claimed the Zetans had assured her there was no such thing as Comet Hale-Bopp, that what astronomers had seen was just a star and would get no closer. Those Heaven's Gate guys just can't catch a break, can they - first people are trying to tell them there's no spaceship behind the comet, then Nancy comes out claiming there is no comet. Nancy predicted that the date on which the comet was to make its closest approach would be a non-event. It certainly wasn't a non-event for 39 people in San Diego. And the rest of the world saw a rather nice comet in the night sky. Those nutty Zetans!

Then again, I hate to be the one to suggest it but Nancy may not be the butt of an intergalactic running gag - she may just be crazy. Go look at her website and judge for yourself. This page is a prime example - you can see 'kook' rubber stamped all over it. I had to stop reading after the first few lines, in fear that my brain might implode.

I'll wrap up with a quote from the Chosen Conduit of the Zeta Reticulan Empire:

So, I had a visitation from Pumpkin heads (the big guys, see Zeta Types in Worlds) and they told me that when I went into my office I'd find the MUFON mags turned face down, not up as usual, and that would be my sign. So I went in, all excited, and they were face up. Got hysterical. Another visitation, and they said "this is why we don't give signs on demand! If they go wrong, or are perceived wrong, hysterics, etc." So I understood, not on demand.
Nah, she can't be crazy. It's those naughty Zetans and their fickle, fickle nature.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hy im just irived here on your planet and i like it allready, if you see some mistakes in

my englisch than it is because your not allready pluged in on the right
brain wave frequance.
the problem is just that i have to do an enormes grandos shitos in your wc,,,,,,,,,,,sorry i get a telepathic message of nancy,,,,,,,,,,yes nancy its me your mesagger,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nooooooooooo nancy its no tea time but you can take a cooky if you want
nancy i'm just popping by to have
a big shitos in your toiletos
but i cant find your toiletos paperos,,,,,,,,,,,what near your
brainwave translatoros,okey nancy
thanks a lot i will see you in 2750
years but please clean your toiletos before.
okos grosos merdos potverdrie dubeltjes

June 01, 2009 7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i arrived on earth today does nancy sell weed ?

October 25, 2011 7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just became aware of who Nancy is & her cozy relationship with the Zetas today. After checking out Nancy's nutty website & even tolerating a couple of her videos, ...I quickly concluded & was certain beyond any shadow of a doubt -- that bitch is absolutely certifiably insane. I mean a TOTALY whacked out charlatan!
I espouse her Messiah-like certainty & smug affect; & I don't know if she ever has delved into the means or mechanics behind her receiving these messages (& I figure I don't really need to) -- but was compelled to search "is Nancy lieder criminally insane" which landed me here.
I'm so glad I'm not the ONLY one that knows she's a fraud & I appreciate you posting her dubious track record of zeta-predictions (which I didn't even realize stretches back many, many years). You're right, she is not "special" by any means, & is one in a series in a long tradition of supposed "prophets".
I think she is a sad, sick bitch.
THANKS AGAIN!
=)

September 13, 2012 12:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to think in some far-flung parallel universe, Nancy is telling the truth. It's probably the same one where Charles Manson is President of the United States.

May 30, 2014 2:43 AM  

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